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Mostly Sad Kinda Funny

by matt decaro

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1.
im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i call up breen "eeyyyyy" walk 2 miles to his apartment make him complain with me im not hapy im just busy when i get lonely i call up kevin "hey budd" walk 4 miles to his apartment make him eat tacos with me im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i call up alex "Yo dood" will do our laundry and get really fucking drunk imbetween im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i remember that i got friends that are really great liars or really like me if your unhappy than book more activities if your real sad watch more dvds if your depressed than try not to think if your a mess than go head and drink i do dont think about the people you used to love in your past they probably dont love you so make some new friends dont think about that person you used to love in your past they probably dont love you, you made a fucking mess dont think about that person you used to love in your past they probably dont love you cuz your a fcuking a$$ im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i do more shows
2.
monsters inc 01:14
im in the bathtub crying watching monsters inc your still at home now teaching kids and selling weed im in the bathtub trying not to fall asleep your still at home now hope that you still think of me i got all my clothes in the tub just trying to get them clean im in the bathtub crying watching monsters inc your still at home now teaching kids and selling weed im in the bathtub trying not to fall asleep your still at home now bet that you dont think of me i dont know why i lied before, cuz im at home watching monsters university
3.
i was smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit got kicked out by security and got called a terrible human being for smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit was supposed to stand-up never made it on stage and then i drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway probably should have died its weird that im alive drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway probably should have died i feel like i say that a lot and then i broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad thought i had to be sad to be funny funny part is i was right broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad tthought i had to be sad to be funny funny part is i was right, right?
4.
short song 00:32
i bet you quit smoking and i bet you look great i never did and i look like shit
5.
shotgun 01:20
if i wanna get drunk and shoot shotguns at trees is that something youd like to do with me if i wanna have sex on the tracks is that something youd like to do with me we could shave our heads and say it was for cancer but really we just thought edward norton looked cool we could both get jobs and work with kid campers and laugh as we push them in freezing cold pools oh i know i act awkward around those i dont know and we stay close and vomit up love until we grow old until we grow old until we grow older
6.
you were the hot one i was the weird one you only got hotter i only got weirder you got arrested when you were a freshman and i wrote you snuff stories when you suspended
7.
im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep and ive been drinking till i can hardly see im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep and ive been drinking things that dont belong to me im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep and ive been drinking till i can hardly speak if i cant drink or overeat how the fuck am i supposed to sleep im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep
8.
i just wanna watch cartoons and fall asleep mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else i just wanna eat chinese and fall asleep mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else i just wanna cumm on my sheets and fall asleep mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else i just wanna take a quick shower and fall asleep mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else remember when i was fat in college? those were the happiest days of my life remember when i first moved up to the city? i was so fucking sad but so fcking skinny you can tell how happy i am by how i look when im naked i just wanna take off all my clothes and look in the mirror mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else
9.
west wing 01:02
if you've seen me im prolly at home drunk watching west wing asking to be left alone eat sleep and drink all to west wing how do people get anything done when there's beer and the west wing i dont wanna go out
10.
you better hurry up and get laid before it gets too cold you better hurry up and get laid before you get too old you better hurry up and get laid thats what you always told cuz were young and hot though really we're not summer kinda sucks i like hanging out with the people that i know and i like getting drinks with people at a show and i dont let hanging out with people i dont know cuz they're young and hot and really were not summer kinda sucks you better hurry up and get laid with the people that you know you better hurry up and get laid with the people at a show cuz your not gonna get laid with the people you dont know cuz theyre young and hot and were drunk and not i like myself when im superdy dooperdy hammered i think im dope you better hurry up and get laid before it gets too cold you better hurry up and get laid but i dont know, im good you better hurry up and get laid thats what you always told but its so damn hot and i dont like sex that much but i like myself when im superdy dooperdy hammered i think im dope but i hate myself when im superdy dooperdy hammered but at least i can fall asleep when im drunk you better hurry up and get laid before you get too cold you better hurry up and get laid before it gets too old you better hurry up and get laid thats what your always told so youll have something to show for why you both broke up
11.
all my friends are drunk and ugly all my friends are stupid and lovely all my friends are big fat losers all my friends are silly little kids not as silly as me i am the drunkest and most lovely all my friends are drunk and ugly all my friends are stupid and lovely all my friends are disgusting fat losers all my friends are unadjusted teens not as unadjusted as me honestly promise me we'll still stay friends when your on tv not as

about

some songs i sing in apartments and scream in basements
mostly sad kinda funny

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released November 21, 2016

thank you to:
mike breen for mixing and mastering
matt strickland for recording
alex norcia for listening to me play these songs every night
mike breen for letting me into his apartment
kevin and dave for lofi
my dad

all my friends
and you

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matt decaro Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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matt.e.decaro@gmail.com

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