Mostly Sad Kinda Funny

by matt decaro

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about

some songs i sing in apartments and scream in basements
mostly sad kinda funny

credits

released November 21, 2016

thank you to:
mike breen for mixing and mastering
matt strickland for recording
alex norcia for listening to me play these songs every night
mike breen for letting me into his apartment
kevin and dave for lofi
my dad

all my friends
and you

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matt decaro Brooklyn, New York

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Track Name: im not happy im just busy
im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i call up breen "eeyyyyy"
walk 2 miles to his apartment
make him complain with me

im not hapy im just busy when i get lonely i call up kevin "hey budd"
walk 4 miles to his apartment
make him eat tacos with me

im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i call up alex "Yo dood"
will do our laundry and get really fucking drunk imbetween

im not happy im just busy when i get lonely i remember
that i got friends that are really great liars or really like me

if your unhappy than book more activities
if your real sad watch more dvds
if your depressed than try not to think
if your a mess than go head and drink
i do

dont think about the people you used to love in your past
they probably dont love you so make some new friends
dont think about that person you used to love in your past
they probably dont love you, you made a fucking mess
dont think about that person you used to love in your past
they probably dont love you cuz your a fcuking a$$

im not happy im just busy
when i get lonely i do more shows
Track Name: monsters inc
im in the bathtub crying watching monsters inc
your still at home now teaching kids and selling weed
im in the bathtub trying not to fall asleep
your still at home now hope that you still think of me

i got all my clothes in the tub just trying to get them clean

im in the bathtub crying watching monsters inc
your still at home now teaching kids and selling weed
im in the bathtub trying not to fall asleep
your still at home now bet that you dont think of me

i dont know why i lied before, cuz im at home watching monsters university
Track Name: cigarettes at a cancer benefit
i was smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit
smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit
got kicked out by security and got called a terrible human being
for smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit
smoking cigarettes at a cancer benefit
was supposed to stand-up never made it on stage

and then i drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway
drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway
probably should have died its weird that im alive
drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway
drunk drove a scooter down the wrong way on a highway
probably should have died i feel like i say that a lot

and then i broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad
broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad
thought i had to be sad to be funny funny part is i was right
broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad
broke up with my girlfriend of four years just to feel sad
tthought i had to be sad to be funny funny part is i was right, right?
Track Name: short song
i bet you quit smoking and i bet you look great i never did and i look like shit
Track Name: shotgun
if i wanna get drunk and shoot shotguns at trees
is that something youd like to do with me
if i wanna have sex on the tracks
is that something youd like to do with me
we could shave our heads and say it was for cancer
but really we just thought edward norton looked cool
we could both get jobs and work with kid campers
and laugh as we push them in freezing cold pools

oh i know
i act awkward around those i dont know
and we stay close
and vomit up love until we grow old until we grow old until we grow older
Track Name: hot one weird one
you were the hot one i was the weird one
you only got hotter i only got weirder
you got arrested when you were a freshman
and i wrote you snuff stories when you suspended
Track Name: low grade cheese
im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep
and ive been drinking till i can hardly see
im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep
and ive been drinking things that dont belong to me
im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep
and ive been drinking till i can hardly speak

if i cant drink or overeat how the fuck am i supposed to sleep

im eating low grade cheese just to fall asleep
Track Name: watch cartoons and fall asleep
i just wanna watch cartoons and fall asleep
mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else
i just wanna eat chinese and fall asleep
mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else
i just wanna cumm on my sheets and fall asleep
mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else
i just wanna take a quick shower and fall asleep
mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else

remember when i was fat in college?
those were the happiest days of my life
remember when i first moved up to the city?
i was so fucking sad but so fcking skinny

you can tell how happy i am by how i look when im naked

i just wanna take off all my clothes and look in the mirror
mostly by myself but sometimes with someone else
Track Name: west wing
if you've seen me im prolly at home drunk watching west wing
asking to be left alone

eat sleep and drink all to west wing
how do people get anything done when there's beer and the west wing
i dont wanna go out
Track Name: single for the summer
you better hurry up and get laid before it gets too cold
you better hurry up and get laid before you get too old
you better hurry up and get laid thats what you always told
cuz were young and hot though really we're not
summer kinda sucks

i like hanging out with the people that i know
and i like getting drinks with people at a show
and i dont let hanging out with people i dont know
cuz they're young and hot and really were not
summer kinda sucks

you better hurry up and get laid with the people that you know
you better hurry up and get laid with the people at a show
cuz your not gonna get laid with the people you dont know
cuz theyre young and hot and were drunk and not

i like myself when im superdy dooperdy hammered
i think im dope

you better hurry up and get laid before it gets too cold
you better hurry up and get laid but i dont know, im good
you better hurry up and get laid thats what you always told
but its so damn hot and i dont like sex that much

but i like myself when im superdy dooperdy hammered
i think im dope

but i hate myself when im superdy dooperdy hammered
but at least i can fall asleep when im drunk

you better hurry up and get laid before you get too cold
you better hurry up and get laid before it gets too old
you better hurry up and get laid thats what your always told
so youll have something to show for why you both broke up
Track Name: all my friends
all my friends are drunk and ugly
all my friends are stupid and lovely
all my friends are big fat losers
all my friends are silly little kids

not as silly as me
i am the drunkest and most lovely

all my friends are drunk and ugly
all my friends are stupid and lovely
all my friends are disgusting fat losers
all my friends are unadjusted teens

not as unadjusted as me
honestly promise me
we'll still stay friends when your on tv


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