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fun stuff dumb stuff
01:45
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ive had sex at the tallest point in the amalfi coast
but ive also vomitted on my phone
i smoked a ciggerette on top of the Mayan pyramids
but i've also been punched in the face on a bus
and i took an uber to the redwoods
and i hitch hiked out of the red woods
what they dont tell you about the red woods
is that theres no cell service in the red woods
i took a shower in a hurricane
but ive also pissed my pants on a date
and i had a conversation with martha stewart
about bootleg DVDS
and i was on the local news
and i got made fun of on the local news
by the weatherman on the local news
he did an impression that killed in the studio
and i have done some fun stuff
but im also a drunk fuck up
i have done some fun stuff
but im also a drunk fuck up
and the first time i said i love you
i was in a bath tub in italy
but i have also been kicked out of go karting
in a six flags
in mexico
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2. |
laundry night
03:01
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Me and Alex get drunk and do our laundry
I ask Alex what the hell is wrong with me
C Am F G
He asks me how we got like this
C Am F
And if we’re O---kay----aaeee
C Am F
I think we’re O---kay----aaeee
VERSE 1
C G C G C G F
I buy detergent for babies cuz I think it’s funny and it’s cheap
C G C G C G F
We drink huge Dosexxies at a bar we hate run by dweebs
C G C G C G F
Close in the washer we get fucking hammered the best we’re gonna feel all week
C G C G C G F
Talk about old girlfriends and stupid coworkers and idiots who facetime on the street
F G (but I do this G as a bar cuz I like the slide)
Why are people so dumb
C Am
I don’t kno------ow
F G (bar one)
But complaining is fun
C Am
Dude I kno------ow
(this is done on a C Chord, just pluck down starting at the root and then when you get to the open e the next note is first fret on e string)
C chord
We go to the
Open e 1st fret Open e
laundr- a- mat
C chord but with your pinky on the third fret drop the pinky and move pointer to 1st fret E
And Cry and
Drop the first fret e, so its c chord with an open e
Laugh
C chord but with your pinky on the third fret drop the pinky and move pointer to 1st fret E
Cry and
Drop the first fret e, so its c chord with an open e
Laugh
Chorus
C Am F G
Me and Alex get drunk and do our laundry
C Am F G
I ask Alex what the hell is wrong with me
C Am F G
He asks me how we got like this
C Am F
And if we’re O---kay----aaeee
C Am F
I think we’re O---kay----aaeee
Verse 2
C G C G C G F
Clothes in the dryer we’re at a different bar, talking about our families
C G C G C G F
Those that we like and those that are assholes and those that we try not to see
C G C G C G
After the dryer we go Chinese food as the woman behind the counter
F G (but slid up on the bar)
How much it costs to buy everything
C G C G C G F
Go home watch peep show and scream old emo drink, smoke, and fall asleep
F G (but I do this G as a bar cuz I like the slide)
Why are people so dumb
C Am
I don’t kno------ow
F G (bar one)
But complaining is fun
C Am
Dude I kno------ow
(this is done on a C Chord, just pluck down starting at the root and then when you get to the open e the next note is first fret on e string)
C chord
We go to the
Open e 1st fret Open e
laundr- a- mat
C chord but with your pinky on the third fret drop the pinky and move pointer to 1st fret E
And Cry and
Drop the first fret e, so its c chord with an open e
Laugh
C chord but with your pinky on the third fret drop the pinky and move pointer to 1st fret E
Cry and
Drop the first fret e, so its c chord with an open e
Laugh
Chorus (Turn)
C Am F G
Me and Alex get drunk and do our laundry
C Am F G
I ask Alex what the hell is wrong with me
C Am F G
He asks me will we always be like this
C Am F
And dood I don’t know
C Am F
I guess one day we’ll leave from this place
C Am F
And I guess we will drop off our clothes
C Am F
But I will remember these days
C G F
Cuz I felt the most like myself
C G F
I felt the most like myself
G
When we’re drinking
C
At laundry night
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i wish i was a bird
02:05
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I haven't done shit today
Fell asleep on the couch
Though my bed is steps away
I guess I was hungry
Cuz I woke up to the smoke alarm screaming at me
I wish I was a bird
So I could fly away from here
Someone could come along
and shoot me and then stuff me
And I wish I was a fish
So I could swim away from here
Someone could come along
And hook me and then gut me
And get me out of here
I've been stuck in my head
Sabotage relationships before I even start them
Guess I kinda love that game
Its nice that I love something
but somethings gotta change
I wish I was a bird
So I could fly away from here
Someone could come along
and shoot me and then stuff me
And I wish I was a fish
So I could swim away from here
Someone could come along
And hook me and then gut me
And get me out of here
I wish I was deer
So I could run away from here
And someone would come a long
And hit me with their car
I probably won't change
I'll just stay right here
But I bet if I left
You would come with
If I turned into a bird
I bet you would turn into one with me
And we'll both got shot together
And live on the mantle of some ass hole
If I turned into a fish
I bet you would turn into one with me
And we'll both get hooked together
And be snacks for little kids
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human skin condoms
02:17
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I wish I was younger
When I was so much dumber
And all I ever wanted when I got older
Was to be happy
Jokes on me
I wish I was younger
When I was so much dumber
And I fell in love one summer
And was happy
Jokes on me
I wish I was younger
When I was so much dumber
And I would get on stage
And do one liners
So heres some jokes from when I was hppy
I wish people were more like trees
Cuz when I cut someone open
I have no idea how old they are
I recently bought a pocket knife
Now I can finally get back at all those pockets
You think that the sheep that are allergic to latex
Use human skin condoms
If not
who's been using all my human skin condoms
I wish I was younger
When I was so much dumber
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5. |
email song
03:03
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Entry #12
I swam 50 yards today
And almost drowned
It was deep
I'm just tired
I called out to the lifeguard stand
You had headphones on
I don't think they were plugged in
Hey I'm drowning
No you're not
I am
You're just whining
It's hard
Still whining now I know
I phew more strokes
Do you remember the sandlot
The movie
Yes
Well can we do that
I don't know it's late
Can we do that anyway
I don't think your headphones were even plugged in
I don't think your were even plugged in
I wanna write everyday and think of you
I wanna write everyday and think of you
I wanna write everyday and think of you
But I wrote everyday and you never got back to me
Entries #19 & 21
21
Sometimes I come home
And I'm drunk
And uncreative
And I just want to sleep
Everything's fine I'm just tired of eating pie
My organs have all packed up
They said they need a vacation
I said you work for me
They said we quit
I died
I wanna write everyday and think of you
I wanna write everyday and think of you
I wanna write everyday and think of you
But I wrote everyday and you never got back to me
If I could hitch a hammock across the corners of your face
I would lay there
Forever
Unbothered and unconcerned
Swinging softly between your lips
I'd sway with your breath
Feel your heart as you inhale
And fall asleep with a smile
Within a smile
I don't write everyday but I still think of you
I don't write everyday but I still think of you
One of these days I will get over you
And I'll never play this fucking song again
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6. |
good if tried
01:47
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I look the best when I'm right out of the shower
And I don't have my contacts on
I feel the best when I'm drinking with my roommate
And he asks me to play my saddest songs
I look like I feel inside
I look like I feel inside
Good if I tried
Good if I tried
I look like I feel inside
I look like I feel inside
Good if I tried
Good if I tried
And I look like a rat
With my mustache
Or a younger version of Escobar
I look like my brother
If you shaved off my mustache
And gave me a wife and a house and a car
I look like I feel inside
I look like I feel inside
Good if I tried
Good if I tried
I look like I feel inside
I look like I feel inside
Good if I tried
Good if I tried
I need someone to fix me
But trick me
And tell me that I'm pretty
I need someone to fix me
But trick me
And tell me that I'm pretty
I'll kiss you
I'll kiss you
And tell you that you're pretty
I'll kiss you
I'll kiss you
And tell you that you're pretty
Please fix me
Please fix me
Please fix me
I look like I feel inside
I look like I feel inside
Good if I tried
Good if I tried
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7. |
buy u a drink
04:56
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8. |
midnight cowboy colt 45
01:45
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ten bucks
00:40
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11. |
la la la
01:13
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12. |
hot air balloons
01:00
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14. |
snowdayz
01:01
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15. |
welcome to mooseport
01:26
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16. |
i don't fuck anymore
00:10
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18. |
no more bad days
02:54
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