heres another bull shit emo song
written in second person so you can sing along
it sounds like im crying
when im singing
but really i just have a cold
**achoo**

talk about your drinking
how your friends do drugs
but make sue to be vague
so the listener can replace
the subject of the song
with someone in their life

heres another bull shit emo song
that nostalgically lists where people are from
and it brags about driving
through cities on roads
when you're on tour dont write a song about going home

I went from LA to Texas
Texas to Memphis
From Memphis Chicago
Chicago Ohio
Ohio to Jersey
Jersey to Philly
Philly to BRooklyn
BRooklyn to you

heres another bull shit emo song
that is hyper specific about things ive done
somehow its relatable
even though you werent there
cuz everyones the fucking same

and ill miss that dinner
on the corner of Monitor
you would order the omlette
we would talk about the same shit
how everyone sucks
including us
but at least our converstions were interesting enough

and everytime i fly i email you
a new piece of my will
in case that i die
and everytime i fly i email you
a new piece of my will
in case that i die

my brothers couch
that camera i stole
this old guitar
my fake fur coat

something tangible
something i can hold
that reminds you of me
you could make some money on if you sold

heres another bull shit one of my songs
that gets sad right when we were having fun
comedy is a crutch